gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

(Source: psihoticno-sarkasticna)

Reblogged from urnotsalinger-getunderit (Originally from psihoticno-sarkasticna)

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Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.

Reblogged from urnotsalinger-getunderit (Originally from lemonrow)

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dearmaria-countmeout:

You’re the only thing that’s keeping me alive.

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(Source: panic-at-the-discount-shop)

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(Source: graciea7x)

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(Source: forever-mike-fuentes-fans)

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me: [walking past music store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no

Reblogged from of-alan-and-austin (Originally from kedlubna)

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awaken-the-sirens:

I love how everybody is hugging or talking and then there is Jaime drinking

(Source: fuckyeahflint)

Reblogged from collidewithsirenss (Originally from fuckyeahflint)

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caprificus:

Landscapes | Vintage | Tattoos | Bands & more

(Source: galaxypeen)

Reblogged from i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly (Originally from galaxypeen)

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

Reblogged from quelle-fookin-surprise (Originally from cnnbreakingofficial)

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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

Reblogged from quelle-fookin-surprise (Originally from dont-blink-korra)

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keepcalmanddontforgetthepie:

thescienceofjohnlock:

detectivejackharkness:

detectivejackharkness:

unitedkingdom-orgy:

detectivejackharkness:

_{_woopsie..}

I do believe that this is the single greatest John Barrowman related post that exists in all of the tumblr-verse

casually brings this back

I need this on my blog again.

his gayness can be seen in space

Reblogged from quelle-fookin-surprise (Originally from detectivejackharkness)

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(Source: houseof1000faggots)

Reblogged from chelseawoosh (Originally from houseof1000faggots)

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love-has-a-gun:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

tumblr saves lives

(Source: eviehartley)

Reblogged from y0ung-cardinals (Originally from eviehartley)

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Of Mice & Men - Right Back At It Again Tour Video #3

Of Mice & Men - Right Back At It Again Tour Video #3

(Source: -letlive)

Reblogged from thechamberofmexicans (Originally from -letlive)

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